Paranoid Delusions : A Guide to the Government's Secret Mind Control

Welcome, brainwashed citizen, to the Neuroplastic Nonsense guide to the government's secret mind control program. Here, you'll find out how to spot the signs of mind control, including but not limited to:

• Unusual interest in cat pictures
• Inability to stop thinking about cat pictures
• Tendency to involuntarily watch cat videos for hours on end

Don't believe me? Read about the alleged government conspiracy involving chemtrails.

Or, for a more in-depth look at mind control methods, visit our Numerological Nonsense page.